Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

We must ride this strange torpedo out until the end.

Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life.

At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.

You can’t play city rules when you live in a jungle.

I need beaches, and blackness, and moonlit nakedness.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

I feel trapped if I know I can't kill myself at anytime

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.

Everyone crashes Some get back on Some don't Some can't.

Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president.

Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.

Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.

We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear

All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

The pleasure is in the path, the search for something good.

Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday.

I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.

Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairytale artist.

Fiction is a bridge to the truth that journalism can't reach.

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.

Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.

I felt a tremendous distance between myself and everything real.

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's good only when it's over.

I may sound a little black, but I'm really pretty well adjusted.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.

I keep my mouth shut now. I've turned into a professional coward.

There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.

I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh** and die.

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