Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on.

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.

Friend - a person known well to another and regarded with liking, affection and loyalty.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.

You cannot hear the waterfall if you stand next to it. I paint my jungles in the desert.

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

The Christmas spirit that goes out with the dried-up Christmas tree is just as worthless.

True friends are like bright sunflowers that never fade away, even over distance and time

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

I'm lost. I'm going to find myself. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Don't go chasin' waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

What is a friend? I will tell you . . . . it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.

A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you'll never smile again.

If people talk about you behind your back, that would mean you are in front, so stay ahead.

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry.

Tis the sunset of life gives me mystical lore, And coming events cast their shadows before.

There are two important things for full success in life: 1. Don´t tell everything you know.

Keep talking about me behind my back, and watch God keep blessing me in front of your face.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

True friends don't say good-bye, they just take extended leaves of absences from each other.

Sincerity is the most important thing in acting. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

The man who thinks he can and the man who thinks he can't are both right. Which one are you?

I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to eat for lunch.

The Taj is pinkish in the morning, milky white in the evening and golden when the moon shines.

The harness of waterfalls is the most economical method known for drawing energy from the sun.

A true friend has your best interests at heart and the pluck to tell you what you need to hear.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

My joy is the golden sunset giving thanks for another day. Gratitude itself is a source of joy.

I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.

Violence against women is an everyday reality, act now, always, and forever before its too late.

A good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

The one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you.

There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

Essential to the theory of evolution is the premise that everything has come into being by itself.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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