There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I'd find the fellow who lost it [million dollars], and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

I really didn't say everything I said. [...] Then again, I might have said 'em, but you never know.

I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

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