“ After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down. Barbara Cartland Author
“ The defects of the mind, like those of the face, grow worse with age. Francois De La Rochefoucauld Author
“ Fourth of July. My birthday is July first, and my best friend's birthday is July fifth, so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. Hilarie Burton Film Actress
“ I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. That's why I celebrate my birthday on 8 September. Jon Scieszka Author