“ I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral. Andrew Gurland
“ I don't really believe you are married unless you have children. And people who only have one kid don't really have kids. Andrew Gurland
“ Most of my close friends, growing up, were women - and even after I got married, I still maintained a lot of those friendships. But as they get married, and as I get older, I'm making a lot of the transition to the husbands. Andrew Gurland
“ We all love best not those who offend us least, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them. Samuel Butler Author
“ It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. Johann Sebastian Bach Composer
“ Being friends with anyone for 30 years is no easy task - people change, they drift apart, they move on. Alana Stewart Actress