“ It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. Upton Sinclair Author
“ Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Stephen Leacock Writer
“ There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Josh Billings Humorist
“ They'll remember you if you're the best reader in class-or if you throw up at lunch. Cynthia Lewis Author