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If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

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If God created everything, he's got a serious quality control problem.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

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Hope is the foundational quality of all change, and encouragement is the fuel which keeps hope alive.

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When a man is no longer anxious to do better than well, he is done for.

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The way we communicate with others and with ourselves ultimately determines the quality of our lives.

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