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If only faces could talk.

Pat Summerall / Football Player
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If only faces could talk.

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I know I had been successful in football. I had been successful in broadcasting. I didn't think that anything could touch me. I thought, I can beat anything.

Pat Summerall Football Player

But like Mrs. Ford, I think that the more people realize what a difficult and what an insidious disease it is, the sooner people will start to correct that situation.

Pat Summerall Football Player

My MELD score was pretty high. And the worse you get on that scale, the sooner you get a transplant. It's based on how sick you are. And believe me, I was pretty sick.

Pat Summerall Football Player

Well, to take me from where I was, and the life I was leading, to the life I lead now with the church and with the Lord and with Jesus Christ, it's a total, total turn-around.

Pat Summerall Football Player

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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