Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!

I don't believe in faeries!

Magic. It can get a guy killed.

Marcone's scum... But he's his own scum.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.

Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute.

Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.

I stared up at the Erlking, and with my typical pithy brilliance said, "Uh-oh.

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.

I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts.

All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight.

Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'......Harry Dresden

There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure.

I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.

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