Quotes by Alan Davies - Page 1

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Baby
Dear
Savages
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I was hugely disappointed that 'Whites' was cancelled.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Disappointed
Cancelled
Hugely
Whites
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I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Acting
Comic
Gigs
Tickets
Sell
Helps
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A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Jobs
Funny Work
Interviews
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The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Extraordinary
Light
Principles
Two
Principle
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I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Curious
Mind
Play
Roles
Curious Person
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I liked the idea of all of humanity fitting inside a sugar cube because more than 99.9% of matter is space.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Space
Fitting
Humanity
Ideas
Sugar
Cube
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There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on with.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Girl
Kids
Eye
Poke
Spiders
Stuff
Catch
Getting
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I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Book
Four
Hundred
Publishers
Years
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I dont drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Journey
Car
Travel
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I'm more inclined to linger in the science pages of 'The Week' magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Football
Magazines
Pages
Principles
Inclined
Linger
Magazine
Obsessions
Principle
Sitcoms
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I don't drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Journey
Bottom
Bumps
London
Speed
Hundreds
Involves
Tear
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My favourite restaurant is the Thai Corner Cafe on St Paul's Road. We go there all the time. I shouldn't really mention it - I don't want it to be chock-a-block.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Favourite
Thai
Cafe
Corner
Mention
Paul
Restaurant
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I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Grief
Pubs
Want
Way
Me Sometimes Way
Moan
Proper
Recognised
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The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.
Alan Davies / Comedian
Bridges
Drunk
Fall
London
Old Buildings
Worry
Bridge
Buildings
Shakespeare
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The one I remember is going into London, as it was for us in Essex, on New Year's Eve in 1981. There were four of us and we'd had a few lagers on the way. One of my mates threw up in the Tube and then stood up and fell over in it. We thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen.
Alan Davies / Comedian
London
Mates
Eve
Funniest
Funniest Thing
Stood
Threw
Tube
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