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If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.
I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.
I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.
He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.
Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.
My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.
Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.
We try to be as much involved in our product as possible, because then it's us.
The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.
There was a period of time when I thought I had to be Alice Cooper all the time.
All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.
How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.
Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.
The boy's got problems, the boy's got stress, the boy's got a .38 hidden in his desk.
She didn't know that there was more of me, she'd have to learn to love all four of me.
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.
I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.
Don't always know what I am talking about, feels like I'm living in the middle of doubt.
And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.
Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me.
I ain't got a job cause I ain't got a car, so I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car.
Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.
I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.
We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.
It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.
Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.
She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.
We just set it up and recorded it the way we played it. But that was the way we played it then.
Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.
That was very close to getting killed. Usually at pop festivals we have people jumping on stage.
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.
Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.
Well, we were all in high school and we got together, and in college - we were in art college together.
Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.
That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.
He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.
Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.
Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.
You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.
If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.
No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell
If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.