I sold my soul to rock 'n' roll.

As you age, feelings do diminish.

We are all part of the ecosystem.

I'm working my way toward divinity.

Total contentment is only for cows.

GOD is watching us, from a Distance.

Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.

If you're frightened, you're out of luck.

I'm mad about God! That's why I'm divine.

Self-esteem is something you have to earn!

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

I never know how much of what I say is true.

Enough about me. What do you think about me?

I love nature, in spite of what it did to me.

I want it all - and I would like it delivered.

My mother would only let us go to the musicals.

America is so caught up in this celebrity mania!

The [film] industry is an ecosystem that's sick.

Humor disarms people. They don't feel threatened.

Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?

I have my standards. They're low, but I have them.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.

Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!

I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.

People have an obligation to live up to their potential.

Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you

I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.

I've always said that people have unrealistic expectations.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.

Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.

Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.

If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.

Without passion, the powers-that-be can run roughshod over you.

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.

I've forbidden my daughter to have grandchildren, I'm too young.

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel.

[On Denmark:] ... that little country of cottage cheese and courage.

When you have a steady job you're more inspired to broaden yourself.

Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.

I firmly believe that with the right footwear one can rule the world.

You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.

Marriage is such hard work. And it's full of rage and real human drama.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

The worst part of success is to try finding someone who is happy for you.

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