Bob Schneider Quotes

• Bob Schneider / Musician

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

• Bob Schneider / Musician

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there'd be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

• Bob Schneider / Musician

I'm always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

• Bob Schneider / Musician

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That's my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

• Bob Schneider / Musician

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

• Bob Schneider / Musician

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

• Bob Schneider / Musician

My dad's a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I've been playing ever since. It's something I've always done. And when you're really young, and you play music for people, people get really excited, so you get this inner sense that you are good at it, even though I've always been really not good at it.