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My whole life has been a lie.
My entire life has been a lie.
I dazzle you with that footwork.
I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.
George Burns was the father I never had
George Burns was the father I never had.
I don't want to be able to see the audience
I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian.
This marriage is no one's business but our own.
I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
I don't care if I never do another TV show in my life.
I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.
Conceit is thinking you're great; egotism is knowing it.
Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans
I drilled holes in the floor of the club, and it's sinking.
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans.
A group or an artist shouldn't get his money until his boss gets his.
Mr. Burns is a father symbol to me, and you can omit the word symbol.
My goal is to be remembered as a human being and as a great performer.
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex.
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting
You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.
When I come out and sing the first few bars of Bill Bailey, it's very exciting.
If you don't try, if you don't do something for yourself, you won't get anywhere.
Sure my career means a hell of a lot, but it will never come before Sandy and my son.
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
I've done a lot of things and I've been a lot of people, but now I've come to realize who I am
It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.
It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how.
Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world.
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.
Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25.
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.
The Democratic Party of California is ready to sponsor me. All I have to do is find the right office to run for.
It happens to the best of them. You lay off singing and your throat gets out of practice. No excuses. I blew it.
My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.
Show me any top entertainer or top business executive, and I'll show you a guy who has mapped out his life from the very start.
I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
Maybe I should quit the business. There's no one left for me to love. Mama's dead. Mr. Burns couldn't care less about me. What's left?
Just call me a family man and an actor who digs his whole scene, side interests and all. Just say I feel mighty good at the ripe old age of 27.
Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain.