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I'm a one-nation Tory.
I want to win and I want to be in office.
You are part of our Great British family.
It just happens I write fast and always have done.
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
We cannot turn our backs on Europe. We are part of Europe.
It is easy to make promises - it is hard work to keep them.
I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
I'd like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
My ideal world is, we're there, we're in the EU, trying to make it better.
Life isn't like coursework, baby. It's one damn essay crisis after another.
[People] are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.
I always believe writing is an indispensable part of one's political armoury.
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
I've done eight years as mayor of London. I enjoyed it hugely; it was a massive privilege.
The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run out of better ideas.
I've always sort of thought that politics was a high and noble calling and a good thing to do.
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
So I'm definitely in favour of stimulating the dynamic wealth creation sectors of the economy.
The job of mayor of London is unbelievably taxing, particularly in the run-up to the Olympics.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
The only reason I wouldn't go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
I suppose with houses and assets, then I guess I would be a millionaire. But so are a lot of people.
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
That is the best case for Bush; that, among other things, he liberated Iraq. It is good enough for me.
Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
It would be a sad day if we British stopped being cynical, but you sometimes wonder whether we overdo it.
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
I'm no communist.I'm a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.