I can worry about anything.

I've got no attention span.

Am I living in a simulation?

In summary, our world is doomed.

I am neurotic, and I'm a worrier.

Online, you play at being yourself.

I've got a phobia about throwing up.

I've always had a bad attention span.

Videogames are probably my first love.

Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

We take miracles for granted on a daily basis.

I've instinctively hated the Tories since birth.

All Pixar movies are heartbreaking, aren't they?

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.

Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.

I'm more pro-technology than people probably realize.

If there's no point, then there's no point giving up.

People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.

I'm extremely neurotic; it's the way my brain is built.

My career path is like crazy paving - it goes all over the place.

Online you're encouraged to perform one personality for everyone.

If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.

There's something I find very satisfying about a nice ironic twist.

My continuum? Blimey! For me,Black Mirror is all part of the whole.

I'm known as being a massive dweeb who's into video games and so on.

Most of the books I read these days are children's books at bedtime.

You sort of perform your personality, I guess, to everyone on some level.

In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.

At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.

I'm terrible at reading fiction. I don't have the attention span - it's awful.

Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.

I wanna do some more goofy comedy stuff; I really enjoyed doing 'A Touch of Cloth.'

I'm a worrier. In the UK, if I'm known for anything, it's sort of for being cynical.

Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone.

I'm quite geeky and I'm very much into video games and technology and stuff like that.

[One of my kids ]is not named after Aldous Huxley. I haven't even read Brave New World!

In Britain people might know me more for my comedy writing background, things like that.

I think people are starting to look away and questioning, and they're sort of horrified.

Youth fare aside, I have generally always been interested in what's going on culturally.

I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument.

I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.

Getting a moral lecture from the fashion industry is like Jeffrey Dahmer criticising your diet.

There's so much stuff flying around online, and it's so easy to get into arguments with people.

I suppose kids probably know less boredom these days - or at least a different kind of boredom.

My brain knows best-before dates are a con; my panicky gut treats them like a nuclear countdown.

We don't sit down and look at the news pages and think, 'How could we do an episode about that?'

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