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Mexicans are quasi-legal.
Convenience is the American way.
Hey, I was raised in the church.
You can't suppress Bodily Functions
I was an altar boy and a choir member.
I'm old enough to make my own decisions.
Rich white guys. That's the true minority.
Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.
I want my kids to grow up to be a useful citizen.
I think you can directly link chihuahuas to Dow Jones.
Loyalty and communication are always rewarded in sports.
My first car was a '56 Ford station wagon - cost 100 bucks.
The reason we're so dangerous is because we're totally harmless.
I've never seen a NASCAR race; I've seen an Indianapolis 500 race.
I grew up half in South Central and half in the San Fernando valley.
As a kid, I used to go to the library and take out all the art books.
Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.
Comedy teams are a real hard thing to do. That's why you don't see any of them.
Chicanos and running water are endlessly fascinating. I can watch them all day.
You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.
I get much more respect, as befits my age. And I have nothing to complain about.
Every kid that goes to Catholic school believes he's going to be a priest one day.
Every medium has its own projection, and I find animation is much bigger than normal.
I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either.
I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests. I'm the new Barry Fitzgerald, except with a Mexican accent.
Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents.
Our first gig was a battle of the bands. We did 45 minutes of comedy and never played a note - and we won!
I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.
The word 'Chicano' was originally a derisive term from Mexicans to other Mexicans living in the United States.
There are some Chicanos who don't want to be Chicanos - they want to be Mexican-American, Hispanic, or even Spanish.
Just about every Latin American country has sent players to the big leagues, from the Dominican Republic to Costa Rica.
When I lived in Paris in the early '80s, I had the occasion to hang out with Prince Albert of Monaco quite a few times.
My marriage was breaking up, and my marriage with Chong was breaking up. I had to come back and kind of start on my own again.
I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.
We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!
One of the great things about a celebrity pro-am is that you get to play along with the very best professional golfers in the world.
I was interested in a lot of subjects from very early on. And that's uniquely Chicano because every Chicano I knew always had three jobs.
Hey, I was raised in the church. I was an altar boy and a choir member. I almost became a priest - until common sense grabbed hold of me.
I lived in an all-black neighborhood, followed by an all-white one, and other kids in the always called me Mexican in both neighborhoods.
I guess what really made me a Dodgers fan from the beginning was that the team had Jackie Robinson, the first 'Negro' in the major leagues.
At the end of the day, it not only doesn't make logical sense to deny licenses to undocumented immigrants, it doesn't make financial sense.
I've always wanted to be able to say that I come from Los Angeles, California and feel quintessentially American - even if I said that in Spanish.
We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.
I was part of the draft resistance movement in LA where we did demonstrations at the draft centre and burned our cards and made a lot of trouble on campus.
The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught by a motorcycle cop going 90 miles an hour on a back street.
Growing up in Southern California, it's all car culture. When I was a kid, I knew every single model of every single car dealer; I knew every style of every year.
I drive an S80 Volvo; it's one of those real flashy cars. No, I just like it because I like a nice, cush ride; the Volvo is really cush, and it's powerful and fast.
If there is one phrase or action that every person on the planet would like to erase from his or her memory or have the chance to undo, it would be, 'Let's do it again.'
My interest in art must have started with my Catholic upbringing. Art was everywhere: churches with its paintings, sculptures, stained glass, textiles, and fine metalwork.
To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.