I am ready to be alone.

I tend to equate sadness with intelligence.

We all eventually become whatever we pretend to hate.

It's peculiar what you remember when you're not trying.

Without a soundtrack, human interaction is meaningless.

Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.

Being interesting has been replaced by being identifiable.

Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality

Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.

And I spilled gravy on my Carolina sweater, because I am alive.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.

Even eternally free people are enslaved by the process of living.

Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.

The goal of being alive is to figure out what it means to be alive.

The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably.

Important things are inevitably cliche, but nobody wants to admit that.

It doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're doing it.

I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.

It is important to have questionable friends you can trust unconditionally.

I'm good at being by myself. I guess if you're a writer you get used to that.

Life is rarely about what happened; it's mostly about what we think happened.

Styx and The Stones may break my bones but 'More than Words' will never hurt me

I would hate for climate change to be accepted simply because everyone was dying.

It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don't actually know.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.

Maybe it takes forty years of your life to understand how the world seems to work.

I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.

Every generation is more influenced by technology, which is always changing faster.

We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

The falling flakes were random and without purpose; the snow was drunker than she was.

This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn't matter. You just live.

If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one.

As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life.

I keep saying the word 'weird' over and over again, but it's the only way I can describe it.

The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident.

If you can't swim, the idea of being in nine feet of water is terrifying, much less the ocean.

Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way.

In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.

This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go.

If Donald Trump loses badly, it could mean the end of the GOP as one of the two significant parties.

Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married.

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