Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Thoughts have no sex.
A great man is one sentence.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Autobiography is mostly alibiography.
Home is where you hang your architect.
Guns know no policy except destruction.
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
All autobiographies are alibi-ographies.
[In politics] no good deed goes unpunished
A woman can produce what no man can: a child.
Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals.
I hope I shall have ambition until the day I die.
Nature abhors a vacuum, even in the heads of statesmen.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.
I don't have any warm personal enemies. All the SOBs have died.
If you ever manage to make a fool of me, I'll deserve what I get.
If old age means a crown of thorns, the trick is to wear it jauntily.
They [Democrats] are the troubadours and the crooners of catastrophe.
I wish I were a virgin again. The only fun I ever had was holding out.
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
But if God wanted us to think with our wombs, why did he give us a brain.
It is matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.
If men had to bear babies, there'd never be more than one child in a family.
The oppressed never free themselves - they do not have the necessary strengths.
If a woman's got any instincts, she feels when her husband's off the reservation.
But if God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?
There aren't many women now I'd like to see as President - but there are fewer men.
Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.
Women can't have an honest exchange in front of men without having it called a cat fight.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.
the only time travelers are really gay is when they are traveling for no good reason at all.
I can't avoid writing. It's a sort of nervous tic I have developed since I gave up needlepoint.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
I was wondering today what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is sex.
Young men still desire women as much as ever, even though they don't want to marry them as much.
Watergate is the great liberal illusion that you can have public virtue without private morality.
No woman has ever so comforted the distressed or distressed the comfortable. on Eleanor Roosevelt.
Middle age is the way you would feel about summer if you knew there would never be another spring.
Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer.
Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
I refuse the compliment that I think like a man, thought has no sex, one either thinks or one does not.
I don't think my position unusual for a woman. I'm following a perfectly natural urge to do what I like.