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I love it when the coffee's done!
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
Are imperfections is which make we grate.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
People alive are better than people not alive.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Theres nothing to fear but fears themselves, such as monsters, rejection, food poisoning, redundancy, monsters, and oxford commas.