Straight people are everywhere!

the truth is often a mixed message

I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.

Relationships are monuments build on lies

I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

Men were never expected to be monogamous.

I don't write about my life in my column.

I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

A certain tiny percentage of everyone is gay.

Most Americans don't care about gay marriage.

Don't mistake being an asshole for being a man.

Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.

Outing is brutal and it should be reserved for brutes

I think abortion should be mandatory for about 30 years.

I waver between a cop-out agnostic and principled atheism

every relationship you are in will fail, until one doesn't

Books are magic: you never know where they're going to end up.

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me

the Bible is only as good and decent as the person reading it.

I am not an idiot, and I'm not a Pollyanna sort of kumbaya type.

But it doesn't matter what you're doing, it matters how you're doing it.

One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.

I believe it's in the best interests of a child to be in a stable environment.

There are so many people out there with less shame talking about their problems.

Today's unspeakable perversion is tomorrow's kink, is next week's good clean fun

I don’t understand how real Christians let that little f--ker get away with that.

I don't think that sin and pursuing happiness are not necessarily the same thing.

Every question is a hypothetical question for everyone but the person who asks it.

I don't think it's the responsibility of gays and lesbians to reinvent the family.

Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.

You can’t pray away the gay, but you can torture a conflicted closet case to death.

I own a lot of my house, because I'm Irish and from people who never owned anything.

Children have a right to some stability and constancy from the adults in their lives.

Parenting is about being competent and responsible. It's not about gender, necessarily.

So I don't feel particularly wealthy-but, you know, I pay my taxes and I know that I am.

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.

If what you want is a life where your homosexuality is not an issue, move, as many have done.

A lot of people are living their lives online in much more public ways with Facebook and Twitter.

I didn't want kids to think that to be happy, they had to be famous or rich or live in the big city.

The cultural expectation should be if there's infidelity, the marriage is more important than fidelity.

A lot of people think that telling people you're gay is something someone might say just to get attention.

You know, my problem is I cant say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.

You know, my problem is I can't say no to people, especially people who want to write me checks to do things.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

To be a straight person and discover you're infertile is almost like discovering you're not a straight person.

Bisexuals need to recognize that their being closeted is a huge contributing factor to the hostility they face.

You want to help gay kids, you have to reach them in middle school and high school, when they're being bullied.

I wouldn't say that holidays are manufactured by corporations, but they're certainly exploited and mined by them.

Is it adultery if I’m committing it at one end of a guy and he’s committing it at the other end of that same guy?

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