Quotes by David Feherty - Page 1

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
David Feherty / Golfer
Lost
My Wife
Wife
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Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.
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I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.
David Feherty / Golfer
Doors
Golf
Toilets
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I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.
David Feherty / Golfer
Illness
Mental Illness
Suffering
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Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
David Feherty / Golfer
Fries
Golf
Meals
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If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?
David Feherty / Golfer
Atheism
Believe
People
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It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.
David Feherty / Golfer
Success
Attitude
Money
Wealth
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Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.
David Feherty / Golfer
Degrees
Lacrosse
Looks
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That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
David Feherty / Golfer
Feet
Golf
Mouths
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The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
David Feherty / Golfer
Earth
Golf
Long
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It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
David Feherty / Golfer
Golf
Guy
Winning
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Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
David Feherty / Golfer
Drunk
Golf
Play
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Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.
David Feherty / Golfer
Closets
Long
Skeletons
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Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.
David Feherty / Golfer
Ears
Looks
Worst
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I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.
David Feherty / Golfer
Dog
I Like You
Thinking
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Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
David Feherty / Golfer
Fall
Golf
Tree
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Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.
David Feherty / Golfer
May
Rodents
Winning
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I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.
David Feherty / Golfer
Feels
Order
Want
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The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.
David Feherty / Golfer
Golf
Player
Winning
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I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.
David Feherty / Golfer
Nasty
Trying
Yeah
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I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.
David Feherty / Golfer
Drinking
Drunk
Games
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Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.
David Feherty / Golfer
Doors
Night
Sleep
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I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
David Feherty / Golfer
Country
Disrespect
Healthy
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I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.
David Feherty / Golfer
Busy
Focus
Listening To Music
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The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
David Feherty / Golfer
Drinking
Taken
Two
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