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The calm before the storm
Embrace your inner lunatic.
Very' is such a strong word.
The end is now the beginning.
Are you taking my hat hostage?
Don't be jealous of my genius.
Tides do what tides do – they turn.
Oh my god you're thicker than you look
Plans are invitation to disappointment.
The sparrow flies south for the winter.
Doors are for people with no imagination.
It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride.
I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.
Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough
Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.
That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares.
I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?
I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.
People!" she screamed. "There are people here! New people!
I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending?
Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful
You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant.
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!!
And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.
The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.
I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life
Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.
You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant." "We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.
Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.
I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.
You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best.
I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not.
You're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.
Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.
You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?" "No. But they like surprises. Almost always.
I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination
"Please forgive me," Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.
It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -
The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.