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I love you as New Englanders love pie!
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
There is nothing so habit-forming as money.
A hypocrite is a person who - but who isn't?
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
What man calls civilization always results in deserts.
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue
When you can't have anything else, you can have virtue.
Man cannot be uplifted; he must be seduced into virtue.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.
Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
Some persons are likeable in spite of their unswerving integrity.
Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat
Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella
An optimist is the person who has never had any experience at all.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.
It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.
There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.
Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Vibrations are the key to everything. Atoms used to be, but atoms have quite gone out.
Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.
Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets it all wrong.
The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.
A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.
Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world to keep busy at.
Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.
Censors are necessary, increasingly necessary, if America is to avoid having a vital literature.
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.