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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.
Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose.
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.
Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in humanity.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
They should have picked a different city to name after a man who reputedly never told a lie.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
