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I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style
My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
We can't win against obsession. They care, we don't. They win.
He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.
Marvin was humming ironically because he hated humans so much.
A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't
...and the Universe, ... will explode later for your pleasure.
In the stillness, a fly would not have dared clear it's throat.
Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
Democracy is all about not electing the wrong man-eating lizard.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!
"I think we have different value systems." "Well, mine's better."
High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.
You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist!
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
"What's up?" "I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."
Even a manically depressed robot is better to talk to than nobody.
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
The dew has fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.
Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet.
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.
Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.
Technology is the name we give to stuff that doesn't work properly yet
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone.
The lights went out in his eyes for absolutely the very last time ever.
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world.
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.
42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.
Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.
Moving from radio to television, you can take most of the words with you.
God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.
How do you know you're having fun if there's no one watching you have it?
Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.
Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.
Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.
Here, for whatever reason, is the world. And here it stays. With me on it.
He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.