He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.

Step with care and great tact. And remember life's a great balancing act.

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.

Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.

Got something new , maybe it'll work before the end of the day if that's ok .

Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act.

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!

Sleep is like the unicorn - it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot!

If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

You can find magic wherever you look. Sit back and relax, all you need is a book.

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Think! Think and wonder. Wonder and think. How much water can 55 elephants drink?

And when they played they really played. And when they worked they really worked.

It's high time you were shown That you really don't know all there is to be known.

The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

Even though we may all become extinct, we can still leave our footprint in the sand.

Plant a new Truffula. Treat it with care. Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air.

Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mind

[Latin] allows you to adore words, take them apart and find out where they came from.

And that is a story that no one can beat, When I say that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.

When you're in a Slump, you're not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do. I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.

You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.

I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind.

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

And this mess is so big And so deep and so tall, We cannot pick it up. There is no way at all!

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So... get on your way!

A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!

You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!

Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.

If you'd never been born, then you might be an Isn't! An Isn't has no fun at all. No, he disn't.

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed!

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