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She is an office girl, her name is Betty. Her favorite group is Helen Reddy.
Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on.
If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
Out on a 30 day tour, you got nothing, but groupies and promoters to love you.
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
Tosses her head and flips her hair, she got a whole bunch of nothing in there.
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.
I don't want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don't.
I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
The lifestyle that I have is probably neither desirable nor useful to most people.
It's the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the Beatles get off on.
Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
It's raw, unbridled superstition for these people to claim that words can harm you.
I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Moses, Aaron, Abraham, they're all a waste of time. It's your ass that's on the line.
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
I want a hairy little Jewish Princess with a brand new nose, who knows where it goes.
Nothing I've ever written has been motivated by trying to impact or influence anybody.
The disgusting stink of a too-loud electric guitar; now that's my idea of a good time.
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you
If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.
Classical musicians go to the conservatories, rock´n roll musicians go to the garages.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain't what you're not. So see what you got?
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
Classical music is this music that was written by a bunch of dead people a long time ago.
You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.
I think love lyrics have contributed to the general aura of bad mental health in America.
Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep.
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
All that we got here is American made. It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed.
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!
The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!