Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
Believe it or not, there are places in the world where music is important. There are places in the world where all the arts are a matter of national pride.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Don't forget to vote.
One and one is eleven.
Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
who are the brain police?
Brown shoes don't make it.
People like to own things.
Don't eat the yellow snow.
One size does not fit all.
Ram it up your poop chute.
Shut Up and Play your Guitar.
Information doesn't kill you.
So many books, so little time.
You're baloney without the mayo.
Never bend over for a Christian.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
Hair growing out every hole in me.
My guitar wants to kill your mama.
Jazz is the music of unemployment.
King of kings, that must be Elvis.
To me absurdity is the only reality
You can't escape the puking sphinx.
Unbind your mind, there is no time.
Wisdom is not the domain of the Wiz.
You know, people are basically shitty
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
There is no hell, there's only France
Michael is Janet and Janet is Michael.
Very few people do covers of my tunes.
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
Donnie and Marie can both take a bite.
Tighten my headband for an extra rush.
I want a horny little Jewish princess.
Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
There is no hell. There is only France.
Music is always a commentary on society.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.
I'm just one of these unpopular musicians.
Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?
There isn't anything weird about my music.
A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.
