Donald Trump is an awful loser.

I think politics is everything.

I am deebly self-conscious, and bad.

Shakespeare was such a splendid vulgarian.

Donald Trump's humor is hostile to a fault.

Politics is how you think about life itself.

I need an irony punctuation mark for the clueless.

Life entails risk, and you have to draw some lines.

I have been called the antichrist, though, by Nazis.

Being both stupid and ignorant is an accomplishment.

Donald Trump is a boor, and cannot stop being a boor.

Hillary Clinton was a cute, smart chick in the 1960s.

I think we are all exhausted by, and sick of, Donald Trump.

That is my theory to explain the I don't knows. It's human.

I think Donald Trump's going to quickly disappear from radar.

I think Trump is simply inept, incapable of rescuing himself.

Hillary Clinton rubs people the wrong way, for valid reasons.

The people who are voting for Trump are not voting rationally.

I am the most skilled parallel parker the world has ever known.

I don't consider Hillary Clinton to be the lesser of two evils.

Rhyme is cool again. It's because of hip-hop. Bless you, hip-hop.

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

It is not a coincidence that Donald Trump has attracted white supremacists.

It's as though when you order a sirloin steak, it comes with a side of maggots.

I am not saying Rubin Carter was guilty. I am saying he was very likely guilty.

I think Marco Rubio could never have recovered from revealing himself to be pathetic.

Editorials are editorials. They a supposed to have an opinion, even a very strong one.

I think we too often go soft in trying to spare people the agony of confronting reality.

Every single fat comic uses his weight as a punchline. There is something sad about that.

I don't think I could ever love someone with whom I fundamentally disagreed, politically.

Making stuff up is the worst thing a journalist can do. Plagiarizing is the second worst.

I don't see a point in advertising my marital status when men don't. Completely ridiculous.

Donald Trump would never belong to a church that required a ten percent hit. He's too smart.

Knowing the identity of the leaker helps you analyze the likelihood that the material is real.

I believe the publisher is a member of the editorial board, and I think his vote would matter.

Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.

I don't think the people of Chicago should be robbed of their birthright to be perennial losers.

The Pulitzer is a crapshoot. Your piece has to hit a few people the right way at the right moment.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

My neighborhood is fairly white, yet the local middle school is all black. It is bad. It is very bad.

For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.'

Sometimes, homely things are done for the best reasons in the world and thus achieve a beauty of their own.

When Trump says fake news, he means journalism that makes points with which he disagrees, usually about him.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

Trump cannot change because in his mind, he has ALWAYS been rewarded for his boorish, stupid, arrogant behavior.

When she was too young to resist, or even to understand, I turned my daughter into a lifelong, rabid Yankees fan.

International politics is not my strong suit. The older I get the less certain I am that I even HAVE a strong suit.

The Jewish women like Bethany Mandel fare the worst, because they are getting both antisemitic stuff and anti-woman stuff.

The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.

America is an incredibly polarized country politically. I think ANY Republican would start out with 42 percent of the vote.

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