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All progress depends on the unreasonable man.
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!
All problems are finally scientific problems.
It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
Tradition will accustom people to any atrocity
Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!
The most sincere form of love is love for food
My only policy is to profess evil and do good.
The love of economy is the root of all virtue.
What is life but a series of inspired follies.
Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
I claim to be a conscientiously immoral writer.
What's the use of money if you have to earn it.
Even the youngest of us may be wrong sometimes.
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.
What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.
All progress is due to the unreasonable person.
Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.
Life is too short for men to take it seriously.
I try to follow his example, not to imitate him.
I have my own soul. My own spark of divine fire.
Don't wait for the right opportunity: create it.
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.
Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.
The sound body is the product of the sound mind.
Compassion is the fellow-feeling of the unsound.
Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?
Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.
Religion is a good invention in times of stress.
What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does
Who are those we love? Only those we do not hate.
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.
If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.
The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.
Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.