I am essential to the theater.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

The actor is not quite a human being-but then, who is?

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

"All stories should be completely planned out from beginning to end."

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

People of Wealth and the so called upper class suffer the most from boredom.

This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

The cynical, caustic, acid-tongued New York drama critic Addison De Witt introduces his protege/date of the moment, a bimbo date and so-called actress named Miss Casswell (Marilyn Monroe) in another very famous line: "Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art."

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