You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Act quickly, think slowly.

No sex is better than bad sex.

Security is the denial of life

My knees have always been ugly.

I believe in permanent revolution.

Lifelong monogamy is a maniacal idea.

The essence of pleasure is spontaneity.

Next time round Hitler will be a machine.

A garden is the best alternative therapy.

Marriage cannot be a job as it has become.

I think that testosterone is a rare poison.

Revolution is the festival of the oppressed.

Gender reassignment is an exorcism of the mother

Psychoanalysis is the confession without absolution.

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.

The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.

Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It had no mother.

One may not reach the dawn save by the path of the night.

The most highly prized curve of all is that of the bosom.

There is no such thing as security. There never has been.

Pigs may like honey, but that doesn't stop it being sweet.

A full bosom is actually a millstone around a woman's neck.

Sex is more fun than cars but cars refuel quicker than men.

Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.

The drug which makes sexuality palatable in popular mythology.

Bollocks have never frightened me. I'll eat a bollock any time.

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.

I grew up thinking there was one unpardonable sin – to be boring.

Two-up is Australia's very own way of parting a fool and his money.

War is the admission of defeat in the face of conflicting interests.

The most unpardonable privilege that men enjoy is their magnanimity.

The treatment for jaded sensibilities is not to shatter them, after all.

Men ought to become more conscious of their bodies as objects of delight.

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

As Angelo discovered in Measure for Measure, nothing corrupts like virtue.

Kinkiness comes from low energy. It's the substitution of lechery for lust.

In any library in the world, I am at home, unselfconscious, still and absorbed.

Status ought not to be measured by a woman's ability to attract and snare a man.

The management of fertility is one of the most important functions of adulthood.

The consequences of militancy do not disappear when the need for militancy is over.

If a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got?

A library is a place where you can lose your innocence without losing your virginity.

Man is jealous because of his amour propre; woman is jealous because of her lack of it.

People who are really happy do not concern themselves with convincing others of the fact.

Because love has been so perverted, it has in many cases come to involve a measure of hatred.

Every time a man unburdens his heart to a stranger he reaffirms the love that unites humanity.

If women understand by emancipation the adoption of the masculine role then we are lost indeed.

Soccer is an art more central to our culture than anything the Arts Council deigns to recognize.

I didn't fight to get women out from behind vacuum cleaners to get them onto the board of Hoover.

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