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Read the vladimir tod series
Do you believe i am the Pravus?
Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.
Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.
Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.
Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.
Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.
...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry
Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.
Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.
I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.
I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?
If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.
this is the best year ever because i am reading the chronicles of vladimir tod
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up
Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.
I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.
It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.
Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.
Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.
Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.
Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.
Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.
A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are
If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.
They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.
Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.
What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.
Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.
Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?
Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss
The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.
Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another." pg 69 Tomas to Vlad
Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.
Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.
There's nothing you can do, Sirus. No one can do this for me, and no one can swoop in and rescue me every time I'm challenged. I have to do this on my own.
Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.
Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.
Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.
According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".