I'm a very neat monster.

You're driving me NORMAL!

Killing makes me feel good.

Me, feeling. What a concept.

Could this be the Apocalypse ?

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

She really did like me, the idiot.

What a terrible thing life can be.

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

It's a mistake to think that Dexter is nice.

It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.

This was just no fun. I wanted my brain back.

I did not like this feeling of having feelings.

And here I always thought morality was useless.

It really is better to be lucky than to be good.

It's terrible to have to depend on someone else.

In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.

been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical.

Good writing does not come from verbiage but from words.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

...my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?

I was good at being charming, one of my very few vanities.

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?

I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?

Or was he saying, "Hi! Wanna play?" And I did. Of course I did.

I try to write as serious as possible, and then a joke slips in.

I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.

Perhaps because I'll never be one, humans are interesting to me.

The whole point of wearing a disguise was to be seen wearing her.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

I wanted Dexter to have a family that could love him and understand him.

I was expecting someone dark to play 'Dexter' - someone like Johnny Depp.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

In the afternoon, it's impossible to put down any new words. I don't even try.

Rectory always sounded to me like a place where you would find a proctologist.

Getting yelled at by a furious woman should be treated as a semiformal occasion.

That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

I think that's nice, and if I could have feelings at all I would have them for Deb.

If you look at Victorian England, being a soldier was considered a noble profession.

Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.

'Dexter' has been very, very good to me. I would rather stop doing it than cheapen it.

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