Quotes by Jemaine Clement - Page 1

I'm a real pawn-shopper.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Pawns
Real
Shoppers
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I grew up in front of a TV.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Grew
Grew Up
Tvs
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The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Jobs
Boring
Writing
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They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.
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There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Difficult
Difficult Situations
Situation
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I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Going Out
Guitar
Porch
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Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Grew Up
Massive
Sci Fi
Wells
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I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Grandma
Mum
Raised
Part
She
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I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Cities
Thinking
Would Be
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Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly?
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Booty
Guy
Thinking
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There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Bigs
Effort
Stage
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I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
New York
Cities
Creative
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In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Keys
Low Key
Real
Real Life
Shy
Sick
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I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Best Friend
Friendship
Hills
Thinking
Wacky
Awesome
Nailed
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What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Boring
Nuggets
Thinking
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The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Imagination
Book
Use
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They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?!
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Kids
Real
Sneakers
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I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
Balance
Character
Play
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I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of mind control. Rather than war, I'd force people to get on with each other and I'd force people to argue reasonably about things rather than be polemical. So I'd be a supervillain that makes everyone get on, but forcefully. There would be no choice about it. No free will.
Jemaine Clement / Comedian
War
Cutting
Exercise
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