Quotes by Jerry Coleman - Page 3

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
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Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
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It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.
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Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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