When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. ...

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting ...

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by ...

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

Dating isn't easy.

Dating is... weird.

Dating is for tools.

I'm dating my iPhone.

What does dating mean?

I have no dating life.

I started dating at 16.

I'm not a dating person.

I don't have dating tips.

Good design doesn't date.

I never did video dating.

Golf and dating don't mix.

Attraction is not a choice.

I'm not very good at dating.

I'm finally dating. It's fun.

I'm dating my celebrity crush!

I'm single, and I hate dating.

We don't do 'dating' in Sweden.

She abounds with lucious faults.

The sea hath fish for every man.

I have put gay dating on the map.

I always play women I would date.

One can't plan marriage or dating.

I don't like to joke about dating.

Men date. Women have relationships.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

I don't mind dating younger men now.

Single by choice, just not my choice.

Dating black women will ruin your life

Not dating is a choice, not a failure.

Dating a older woman- hot" Emmet Cullen

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

Could she *be* anymore out of my league?

Dating is all about the chase. It's fun!

The dating process is not normal for me.

Im dating a very high-maintenance career.

Honestly, I think dating is hard. Period.

I think dating apps are keeping us apart.

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

I'm dating a very high-maintenance career.

I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.

I don't have the best dating track record.

I am just scared to death of online dating.

My wife and I started dating in 11th grade.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.

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