I loved Jimmy Snuka as a fan.

I've always been a fan of Bobby Roode's.

There's no casual wrestling fan anymore.

John Cena's success was the least surprising.

I loved Houston. Those fans would go ballistic.

I went on a diet and went from 248 pounds to 211.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

I would love to see TNA get a developmental program.

I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!

Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn.

Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off.

Life is too short to have anybody named McMahon in mine.

From the time I was 5 years old, I collected comic books.

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords.

Eddie Marlin was a big deal for a long time to a lot of people.

Vince McMahon has the worst inferiority complex of anybody in history.

I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.

Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody.

I eliminated stress by eliminating people that I don't enjoy working with.

I'm kind of off modern wrestling. I want somebody to step up and impress me.

Cowboy James Storm and Eli Drake, those guys can talk and rile the people up.

Lio Rush, this little guy is a perfect heel manager, updated for modern times.

Nobody ever went and saw The Midnight Express and thought their match was bad.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

I'm not looking to be a superstar. That's why I'm positioned as the face of TNA.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

There's a lot of crossover between comic fans, wrestling fans and pop culture fans.

Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.

You can make a really good one minute trailer out of a really stinky two hour movie.

Tracy Smothers was the epitome of the perfect Smoky Mountain hero. He was legitimate.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

People that lie to me generally get banished or vanished to the planet Pluto in my mind.

He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

The biggest thing I want to do is not travel as much as possible. I enjoy not traveling very much.

Modern day wrestlers are fans of the performance of wrestling instead of the concept of wrestling.

I think tag team wrestling is every bit as exciting, if not more exciting than singles competition.

Two things I have never done and never plan to do are catch Coronavirus or meet Jelly Nutella in person.

I met Rick Rubin through Cat Collins, a DJ friend of mine that had worked for Rubin at American Recordings.

I had always in the past thought The Ultimate Warrior was the epitome of a guy making money with no talent.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Nick Aldis is a great champion. He looks like a professional athlete. He dresses like one. He carries it well.

You can make kids and fans happy without calling them on the court in the last three minutes of the NBA Finals.

Dana Brooke's entire face looks like it was remodeled after somebody set fire to it and put it out with an axe.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

Since I left the wrestling business and got in the Jim Cornette business, my blood pressure is down considerably.

Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler's match was the one thing people believed most about wrestling in the last 35 years.

I know a lot of people may not really believe this, but I'm kind of outspoken and I like to tell people what I think.

I was a big fan of The Revival when they were in NXT. I thought they were as good as Tully Blanchard and Arn Anderson.

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