Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

You have to learn to read between the lies.

Even a little dog can piss on a big building.

When everybody does better, EVERYBODY does better.

America was not built by conformists, but by mutineers.

Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.

The water won't clear up until we get the hogs out of the creek.

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

If you don't speak out when it matters, when would it matter to speak out?

If it's dangerous to talk to yourself, it's probably even dicier to listen.

The corporation cannot be ethical, its only responsibility is to make a profit.

The [Democratic] party is a bank. It collects money and gives it to TV stations.

Becoming a politician is the only step down I could take from being a journalist.

There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos.

The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

If you don't speak out now when it matters, when would it matter for you to speak out?

When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism.

If you can't be a populist in Arkansas, you ain't going to be a populist in Washington.

It may be the rooster that does all the crowing but it's the hen that delivers the goods.

If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.

This is a matter of public health. The public was sick and tired of DeLay and his corruption.

Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.

It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.

Banks don't commit crimes. Bankers do. And they won't ever stop if they don't have to pay for their crimes.

You can't do progressive government from the inside. You have to rally those outsiders and make them a force.

Organic agriculture is more about fairness and respect than it is about parts-per-billion of pesticide residues

But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.

America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you to use drugs.

We've got to go to the people with bold ideas and candidates of conviction - we've got to be hotter than high school love.

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

The real bias of the media is not to the left or to the right, but to the thin strata of economic elites at the top of our society.

Good wages are pro business, since they reduce turnover, increase morale, produce better-skilled employees, and improve productivity.

Well, I've been in the political arena all of my life, and 10 years of that as a candidate and elected official, and that's about enough.

It's an essential fight librarians are making, an age-old fight; yours is a battle for civilization. It's a fight for our country's founding values.

Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

It's hard to believe President George Bush gave a speech in New Orleans about disaster recovery and failed to mention the word 'farm' or the word 'rural.'

Populism is not a style, it's a people's rebellion against the iron grip that big corporations have on our country - including our economy, government, media, and environment.

Founders v. Bush brings the wisdom and eloquence of the Founding Fathers back to the people, while unmasking the fraudulent PR machine that is corrupting their words and stealing our legacy.

Some of these rich folks seem to think that everything belongs to them and they'll even get to take it with them when they die. But you know what? You don't ever see a hearse pulling a U Haul.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

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