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Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad.

To describe my scarce leisure time in today's terms, I always default to reading.

I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor.

Pickup's washed and you just got paid, with any luck at all you might even get laid.

The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.

It's been wonderful for me, and I feel so privileged to have fans that are that loyal.

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

Today there are two Madonnas, our lady of Fatima over here and that woman from Michigan.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

Under the heavens and under the sea there's a friend I don't know, who holds the right key.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

My voyage was never a well-conceived plan, nor will it ever be. I have made it up as I went along.

Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

Moderation is the key so I work certain amount of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

I always said that I wouldn't use a teleprompter, and if I start to sing real flat, I'll hang it up.

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a great place, really a catalyst creatively.

You know, as a writer, I'm more of a listener than a writer, cuz if I hear something I will write it down.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

That to me is the way any good romantic would look at his life: Live it first, then write it down before you go.

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.

There's a strange sense of pleasure being beat to hell by a storm when you're on a ship that is not going to sink.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach

Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

Maybe there is another who sees life not as a flickering candle but as a torch that can illuminate an undiscovered world.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

One of the inescapable encumbrances of leading an interesting life is that there have to be moments when you almost lose it.

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes.

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