The sluggard is a living insensible.

Nobility should be elective, not hereditary.

Contempt is frequently regulated by fashion.

Hunger is the mother of impatience and anger.

Family pride entertains many unsocial opinions.

Troops of furies march in the drunkard's triumph.

The purse of the patient often protracts his case.

Age is suspicious but is not itself often suspected.

The weak may be joked out of anything but their weakness.

Who conquers indolence conquers all other hereditary sins.

Thought and action are the redeeming features of our lives.

Economy is an excellent lure to betray people into expense.

Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.

Never suffer the prejudice of the eye to determine the heart.

Books afford the surest relief in the most melancholy moments.

The more you speak of yourself, the more you are likely to lie.

The ill usage of every minute is a new record against us in heaven.

Unless the habit leads to happiness the best habit is to contract none.

Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of truth.

The quarter of an hour before dinner is the worst that suitors can choose.

A moral lesson is better expressed in short sayings than in long discourse.

A good name will wear out; a bad one may be turned; a nickname lasts forever.

Though fancy may be the patient's complaint, necessity is often the doctor's.

Sloth is the torpidity of the mental faculties; the sluggard is a living insensible.

Those beings only are fit for solitude who are like nobody, and are liked by nobody.

Many good qualities are not sufficient to balance a single want - the want of money.

Laugh as loud as you please at your companion's wit; do not even smile at his folly.

When ill news comes too late to be serviceable to your neighbor, keep it to yourself.

By fools, knaves fatten; by bigots, priests are well clothed; every knave finds a gull.

The necessities that exist are in general created by the superfluities that are enjoyed.

Wit, to be well defined, must be defined by wit itself; then it will be worth listening to.

Take care to be an economist in prosperity. There is no fear of your being one in adversity.

Fools with bookish knowledge art children with edged weapons; they hurt themselves, and put others in pain.

Silence is a trick when it imposes. Pedants and scholars, churchmen and physicians, abound in silent pride.

In the sallies of badinage a polite fool shines; but in gravity he is as awkward as an elephant disporting.

Silence is the safest response for all the contradiction that arises from impertinence, vulgarity, or envy.

Idlers cannot even find time to be idle, or the industrious to be at leisure. We must always be doing or suffering

That happy state of mind, so rarely possessed, in which we can say, "I have enough," is the highest attainment of philosophy.

In fame's temple there is always a niche to be found for rich dunces, importunate scoundrels, or successful butchers of the human race.

Indolent people, whatever taste they may have for society, seek eagerly for pleasure, and find nothing. They have an empty head and seared hearts.

There are few mortals so insensible that their affections cannot he gained by mildness, their confidence by sincerity, their hatred by scorn or neglect

We never read without profit if with the pen or pencil in our hand we mark such ideas as strike us by their novelty, or correct those we already possess.

Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the want of fortune. To obtain it the great have become little, and the little great.

Many species of wit are quite mechanical; these are the favorites of witlings, whose fame in words scarce outlives the remembrance of their funeral ceremonies.

It would be a considerable consolation to the poor and discontented could they but see the means whereby the wealth they covet has been acquired, or the misery that it entails.

Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.

Do not think that your Learning and Genius, your Wit or Sprightliness, are welcome everywhere. I was once told that my Company was disagreeable because I appeared so uncommonly happy.

Suicides pay the world a bad compliment. Indeed, it may so happen that the world has been beforehand with them in incivility. Granted. Even then the retaliation is at their own expense.

An everlasting tranquility is, in my imagination, the highest possible felicity, because I know of no felicity on earth higher than that which a peaceful mind and contented heart afford.

Liberal of cruelty are those who pamper with promises; promisers destroy while they deceive, and the hope they raise is dearly purchased by the dependence that is sequent to disappointment.

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