Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

OK, boys; let's go make a withdrawal.

I rob banks for a living, what do you do?

I rob banks for a living. What do you do?

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

No; small timers get into it, and ruin it for everyone.

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out.

You can get more with a simple prayer and a Thompson sub-machinegun than you can with a simple prayer alone.

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

Now nobody get nervous, you ain't got nothing to fear. You're being robbed by the John Dillinger Gang, that's the best there is!

I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

These few dollars you lose here today are going to buy you stories to tell your children and great-grandchildren. This could be one of the big moments in your life; don't make it your last!

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