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Insanity is contagious.
A man's head is his castle.
And anything worth dying for
Let someone else get killed!
But how can one be warm alone?
Everybody is as unstable as water.
where are the snowdens of yesteryear?
I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
Rise above principle and do what's right.
Rise above principal and do what's right.
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?
Suppose everyone on our side felt that way?
If character is destiny, the good are damned.
There was only one catch and that was catch 22
He was sick with lust and mesmerized with regret
Well, he died. You don't get any older than that.
Erogenous zones are either everywhere or nowhere.
I can't start writing until I have a closing line.
I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings.
They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.
Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.
Everything passes. (That's what makes it endurable.)
He was never without misery, and never without hope.
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
Be glad you're even alive.' Be furious you're going to die.
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.
I write longhand and I type and I rewrite on the typed pages.
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
Fortunately, just when things were blackest, the war broke out.
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for.
If Richard Nixon was second-rate, what in the world is third-rate?
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You'll always regret it.
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.
What do you do when it rains?" The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.
The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Now you've given them hope, and they're unhappy. So the blame is all yours.
I think that maybe inside any business, there is someone slowly going crazy
Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?
All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.
Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.