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I feel like I'm meant to be a mom.
I've never been in an acting class in my life.
I have four horses, and they are my everything.
I'm the most competitive person you'll ever meet.
I love the fashion world. I love clothes. I love style.
James Garner is like a peaceful river through our chaos.
As I've gotten older, I've had to change my food intake.
You do a job; your show gets canceled. You get used to it.
I guess I've dated smart guys, I've dated dumb guys, hot guys.
I actually like to sing on 'Rock Band.' I prefer to take the mic.
I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.
I've grown up on TV, and there were some phases that weren't pretty.
I love animals, and I feel more of a connection to animals than people.
I love all music. Right now I am loving Josh Grobin and Kelly Clarkson.
In my next life, I want to come back as one of my dogs. They live nicely.
A 'Cosmo' cover has been my dream my entire life. I cried when I found out.
I would have 55 dogs if I could. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.
If my career path takes me elsewhere, that's great. But comedy is my forte.
It's important in a relationship to have moments when you do your own thing.
Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.
'Big Bang' is unbelievable; I'm blessed, but it's not the only thing in my life.
I really am an open book. I don't keep anything in at all, which is good and bad.
I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I'm good. I just throw the calories right back in.
I have five horses. My first was a professional jumper named Santos. I got him when I was 18.
I've been so lucky and blessed because words and stuff come so easy to me. I have a good memory.
I love being toned and having muscle; it's so sexy and beautiful. And I owe it 100 percent to yoga.
As cheesy as it sounds, all my eggs were never in just one basket. I had a thousand baskets going on.
When I fell for Johnny Galecki, we both knew immediately that we had this connection, and that was it.
I'm not a girly girl. I go to the bar. I like to get dirty. I love sports. I'm like the son my dad never had.
I feel like a lot of comedians do have that deep, dark thing. I have my stuff, but I don't go to that dark place.
I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not.
I know how to stand up for myself. I say no when I want to, yes when I want to, and no one can really change my mind.
I hate the sound of my voice. I can hear it from a mile away - it's nasally. Why do I talk like that? It freaks me out!
Horseback riding is my passion. Other than work. People can't imagine me getting dirty, but that's what I love about it.
I want to be the first person to laugh at myself. It makes other people feel at ease - we're all on an even playing field.
I start my day with granola, fresh fruit, and skim milk and end it with something healthy that also comes from my own kitchen.
Staying fit is all about trying to find enjoyment in something physical, because that's the only way you're gonna get results.
At the end of the day, I do think I'm happiest doing comedy. I love it. I know that I can do other things. I love drama as well.
I've been acting since I was 5, literally since I could walk, and I've always said, 'I think one day I have to be in a fat suit.'
I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.
I bleed feminism. I get equal pay to my male costars on a big show; I have my own home. I'm as independent as you could possibly be.
I think we all have different moods - a nerd one day and cool the next. I think everyone has an inner geek, and I know I definitely do.
I think an old-school Western would kind of be really up my alley and would be so fun, I'm so comfortable in that genre and around horses.
I'm the type of girl who's always had to buy jeans in three sizes because I never know what my body is going to do from one day to the next.
My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a new gadget than, like, a purse.
I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do.
I feel like a lot of comedians do have that deep, dark thing. I have my stuff, but I don't go to that dark place. Things are just way too good.
If I played tennis, I had to be in a dance class. I always had multiple activities, so I never had to count on any one of them to feel successful.
I cry all the time. I love to laugh, too. It's important to create an environment for yourself where you feel what you need to and don't hold it in.
I like Penny. She's cool. Yeah, she dates some idiots, but, although, so have I. So yeah, I would be friends with her. We'd have a lot to talk about.