I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.

Jericho." "Mac." "Thank you for saving my life. Again.

You're Mac, and I'm Jericho. And nothing else matters.

How do you kill a vampire?"-Mac "Hope hes not"-Barrons

Sometimes the small pleasures in life are the sweetest.

Hard. Fast. Deep. When I'm done you'll know you're mine.

Lust is a thing of the blood. Doesn't need head or heart.

I'd learned a thing or two. Hope strengthens. Fear kills.

He made a lousy passenger, barking instructions I ignored

The nerve. Threatening you and not being precise about it.

All I need is a badly mangled, irate sentence stalking me.

When did having a life become an event you had to schedule?

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

I don't know about you, but I call impromptu vomiting harm.

I mock everything. Don't take it so personally." Adam Black

If I'm a little girl, then that makes you a serious pervert.

Her absence in my life was so painful that it was a presence.

I'd rather live a hard life of fact than a sweet life of lies.

You're not falling for me, are you, Irish?" -Adam to Gabrielle

My world we humans we’re just pawns on an immortal chessboard.

Lose the pessimism, Ms. Lane. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

There are three floors beneath the garage? Why on earth?" -Mac

Oh ye of little faith. Not for IYD... But you didn't even try.

You believe in God? Dude. Only God could have created physics.

I flash him number seventeen of my thirty-five Looks of Death.

Don't bother trying to guilt me. Ask my other. It doesn't work.

It seemed Barrons had finally gotten his cake and eaten it too.

I hope they change my drugs soon. Whatever I'm on isn't working.

Think you two puny Druids can hold this keep for a single night?

You can’t give somebody faith. They either got it or they don’t.

A wing or a thigh? Ah, I'm afraid we don't have any thighs left.

His coworker was velvety-skinned, a sexy boy-on-the-cusp-of man.

She's too young. Too innocent. Too human. For what I'm becoming.

Got to love a dude that says things like "kinetic" and "detritus.

You've been doing something bad since the moment you met me, lass.

The power of thought is far greater than most people ever realize.

How could they let me grow up like that—happy and pink and stupid?

Words are easy; lies as simple as parting your lips and breathing.

The only reality you can control is the one you're willing to face.

You mean you have to be epic already, for it to make you more epic?

Air ye deaf, lass?" I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass

There's nothing I can't live with. Only things I won't live without.

Naught will be done to you that you doona wish done. Dageus MacKeltar

There’s no point in fighting the tide. It ebbs. It flows. You ride it.

All those 'bloodys' was a veritable cornucopia of emotion for Barrons.

The single greatest advantage anyone can take into any battle is hope.

Your race devotes itself to justifying its errors, not correcting them

We're translating the Kama Sutra," Barrons said, with interactive aids.

He'd surely been spawned by some cataclysmic event of nature, not born.

Gazelles didn't lie down with lions, at least not unbloodied and alive.

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