I hate my own attorneys!

All girls want to be sexy.

My past is a bit checkered.

My good friends call me Bobby.

I don't steal things. I'm rich.

I play Rock 'n' Roll, that's what I do.

The best formula for revenge is success.

I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.

I just don't like being told what to do.

I've always had a love of country music.

My goal is to get quieter as I get older.

Rock 'n' roll is much easier if you're white

Live for the moments you can't put into words

Rock 'n' roll is much easier if you're white.

I hold the Key to my Own Success! (You do too!)

I'm no saint but I do believe in what is right.

I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians.

Detroit: Cars and rock 'n' roll. Not a bad combo.

But I'm a great father. That's why I got custody.

I could write a book on the things I've done drunk.

Europeans don't seem to have the groupie mentality.

I was the little white kid who rocked the turntables

I know every Skynyrd and about all Johnny Cash songs.

I always believed it would happen and stuck to my guns.

Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes.

I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously.

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

I take the invasion of my personal space very seriously...

Chris Rock is a good friend of mine, and he is hysterical.

I've always made music from the heart, and that's what I do.

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.

Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare.

You're not going to get anything politically correct out of me.

I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.

A common man, even like myself, I don't know how to pay my taxes.

Why does anything ever happen? Some things happen and some don't.

I don't rock for Cancer. I rock for cash, and the topless dancers.

Out stretched hands and one night stands, still I can't find love.

Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.

Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation.

Go where you're celebrated, not tolerated. I'm celebrated in Detroit.

I don't tell 'U.S. Weekly' which parties I'm going to. I write songs.

When you're on TV in America, the girls love you. I'm not complaining.

I love to be pushed so I can prove myself, because once again, I will.

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.

I do not understand rehab. If it works for people, then God bless them.

I've got friends who didn't vote. I want to smack them upside the head.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

A lot of people told me that I'm committing musical suicide with my sound.

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