Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Happiness is a moving target.
I don't feel bad about losing.
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
May the God of your choice bless you.
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.
I want to see a Jew in the White house.
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Young people are the key to this election.
The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
I don't apologize to people with an agenda.
Man's ability to delude himself is infinite.
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
We were a country band with a social conscience.
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.
When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.
