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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Thank God kids never mean well
If you can't be direct, why be?
Remember we're all in this alone.
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
After all, in private, we're all misfits
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.
I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.
What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.
The road to success is always under construction.
You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't.
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.
There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it.
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
