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I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
Liz / Musical Artist
Bras
Humans
Support
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I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
Liz / Musical Artist
Brooklyn
Please
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I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.
Liz / Musical Artist
Dope
Style
Thinking
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Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
Liz / Musical Artist
Combination
Laughing
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It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
Liz / Musical Artist
Break
Fun
Heart
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All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
Liz / Musical Artist
Association
People
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My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.
Liz / Musical Artist
Farewell
Heart
My Heart
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Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.
Liz / Musical Artist
Recipes
Use
Water
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I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Liz / Musical Artist
Mozzarella
Sticks
Thinking
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When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
Liz / Musical Artist
Crazy
People
Stuff
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I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
Liz / Musical Artist
Cases
Rocks
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I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
Liz / Musical Artist
People
Rich
Want
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You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
Liz / Musical Artist
Flirting
Guy
Rocks
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If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
Liz / Musical Artist
Thank You
Arrangements
Meat
Thanks
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Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.
Liz / Musical Artist
Rocks
Thumbs
Two
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There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!
Liz / Musical Artist
Liz
Party
Rocks
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Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
Liz / Musical Artist
Home
Lunch
Pancakes
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I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!
Liz / Musical Artist
X Men
Men
Groups
Rejection
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Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
Liz / Musical Artist
Human Beings
Humans
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You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?
Liz / Musical Artist
Emotion
Jewels
Weapons
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Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
Liz / Musical Artist
Advice
Needs
Sex
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I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
Liz / Musical Artist
Men
Calm
Double Standard
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If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
Liz / Musical Artist
People
Reality
Taught Us
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I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.
Liz / Musical Artist
Dog
Imagine
Voice
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My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Liz / Musical Artist
Mom
Good Luck
Rocks
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Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
Liz / Musical Artist
Doctors
Jeans
Trying
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One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
Liz / Musical Artist
New Year
Resolution
Staying
Years
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Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
Liz / Musical Artist
College
Sex
Thinking
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I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.
Liz / Musical Artist
Intimate
People
Writing
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In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
Liz / Musical Artist
Gold
Night
Thinking
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God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.
Liz / Musical Artist
Lines
One Day
Three
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We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Liz / Musical Artist
Raccoons
Tonight
Viruses
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OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
Liz / Musical Artist
Bags
Done
Popcorn
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Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
Liz / Musical Artist
Dog
Mistake
Party
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You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.
Liz / Musical Artist
Dream
New York
Trying
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I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.
Liz / Musical Artist
Doctors
Eye
Rocks
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I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.
Liz / Musical Artist
Artist
Teenager
Writing
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If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.
Liz / Musical Artist
Children
Father
Rocks
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Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?
Liz / Musical Artist
Kids
Gay
Mean
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After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen.
Liz / Musical Artist
Childhood
Fifteen
Knowing
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Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.
Liz / Musical Artist
Believe
Sandwiches
Want
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Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.
Liz / Musical Artist
Crush
Heart
Skins
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I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.
Liz / Musical Artist
Dresses
People
Two
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I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.
Liz / Musical Artist
Able
Everyday
Way
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I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.
Liz / Musical Artist
Couple
Gone
Song
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I grew up around a lot of boys - all my friends on my street were boys, so I was the only girl for a while hanging out with them. I have a little bit of a tomboy aspect; I love to be comfortable. But, I do have a sexy girly side as well - I just love sportswear.
Liz / Musical Artist
Girl
Boys
Littles
Sexy
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Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!
Liz / Musical Artist
Dirty
Needs
Smell
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Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.
Liz / Musical Artist
Feet
Moving
Would Be
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I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my mind: Could I really change my life? I'd spent so many days, weeks, months, and years thinking about doing things with my life, and now I wanted to know, if I committed to a goal and woke up every single day working hard at it, could I change my life?
Liz / Musical Artist
Goal
Thinking
Years
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